hilarious snippets from dogtalk with ry

nobody thinks other people's conversations are funny, but i'm dying

julie
i love bts
11:44
i think you should get one

lettheloveage
AIM
11:44
i want to
11:44
but i don't want a sick dog

julie
AIM
11:44
aww
11:45
well that can happen with any dog ryan

lettheloveage
AIM
11:45
yeah but waht if he pokes his eyes out?

julie
AIM
11:46
hahahah
11:46
"what if he pokes his eyes out"
11:46
hahahahha
11:46
has to be
11:46
the best question ever

lettheloveage
AIM
11:48
man these sites are making me weary about a bt

julie
AIM
11:50
aw well it'll be like that for every pure bred ry

lettheloveage
AIM
11:50
yeah
11:50
but eye loss
11:50
man

julie
AIM
11:50
but lots of people have pure breds and never have problems

lettheloveage
AIM
11:50
yeah but i have shitty luck

julie
AIM
11:50
aww

lettheloveage
AIM
11:50
my dog will run into a wall

julie
AIM
11:51
nuh uh
11:51
hahahaha

lettheloveage
AIM
11:51
or fight my cat

julie
AIM
11:51
wtf

lettheloveage
AIM
11:51
who will gouge him

julie
AIM
11:51
yeah well yuor cat would gouge a pitbull

lettheloveage
AIM
11:51
yeah well pitbulls close their eyes
11:51
maybe i'll get a frency
11:51
frenchy
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i want a girl man
11:57
i hate boy dogs
11:57
they have weiners
11:57
and hump

julie
AIM
11:57
hahaha
11:57
k

lettheloveage
AIM
11:57
and pee sideways
11:57
i want a down peeer

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lettheloveage
"Some badly bred Boston Terriers may have a bone defect in the skull that stunts brain growth, resulting in a retarded dog." man
12:03
i dont want a boston tardier
12:04
maybe i'll make him wear goggles all the time

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julie
12:05
every dog is going to have its risks and responsibilities, ry, you know that

lettheloveage
AIM
12:05
yeah but
12:05
i'm accident prone
12:06
what if i trip and my finger pokes him in the eye
12:06
or he is tarded and scratches his ears and slips and hits his eye

julie
AIM
12:08
hahahaha
12:08
wtf
12:08
ryan
12:08
does that ever happen

lettheloveage
AIM
12:08
man i do'nt know
12:08
it may
12:08
i can't care for a blind dog
12:08
i need a healthy dog
12:08
that needs basic care and lots of loving
12:08
not a seeing eye owner


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enjoy your night, bye.